dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’re A Philosophy Major

Oh God. Here we go. You’re discussing how we “know what we know and if we truly know it.” Again. You know what? I’ll play your game. Next time you want sex, I’ll tell you your penis doesn’t exist. When you rebut, I’ll go off on a tirade that causes you to have an existential crisis, and then you won’t care about boning anymore. Pick a real major, dude.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Amanda.

DEALBREAKER: You’re Not a Philosophy Major.

You were absolutely perfect, up until I said “epistomology” and you replied, “Bless you.” I need a man who can discuss fallacies in modern political advertisements, not one who thinks that Hegel is Hasselhoff’s less attractive cousin. And no, metaphysical constructs are not in any way, shape, or form related to sex. If you think that’s a turnon, well, let’s see how much you want to bone once I’ve convinced you that “sex,” like morals, is just one of those concepts created by the intellectual elite that you’re only allowed to enjoy because no-one wants to threaten your blissful ignorance.

Yeah. That’s what I thought. I would add some witty insult here, but it’s not like you’d get it.

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    This is from the tumblr blog “Dealbreakers” (Thanks for the link Mandeep!) which is basically a list of dealbreakers in...

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    Hello, my name is Malloreigh, and I’m a Philosophy major.

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