My name is Cimone and I'm 21. I'm a pretty horrible person with a pretty awesome wardrobe.
In just 90 seconds, Brownie Husbands bakes into a delicious partner, just for you. Made of sumptuous Belgian fudge, Brownie Husband can satisfy all your cravings; the ones in your mouth and your soul.
Finally, you can stuff your feelings down with something you have feelings for. Brownie Husband is there whenever you need him/it. The perfect blend of rich fudge and emotional intimacy, Brownie Husband is guaranteed to arouse all your senses.
Brownie Husband. We now pronounce you full.
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Since I can’t go back in time and marry the presidents, I suppose this could be the next best thing.